Oh man, this is on my permanent to-do list now!

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed. --Ernest Hemingway

For all my single friends out there, or for those who don’t get enough attention from their significant other as they want. Or anyone who just wants to have an awesome time.

Presenting:

Janine’s Loneliness Solution, in 6 easy steps!

This is going to sound confusing, so bear with me. You’ll only understand at the end.

Step 1: Do your laundry. That whole pile on the floor. Your sheets. Towels and all of that. In the washing machine. Use your best-smelling detergent.

Step 2: While your laundry is going, clean your room. This includes all those dishes that are sitting on your desk growing mould, all that hair that gets everywhere because you shed like a llama on meth, and any other colossal messes you can discover. Make your room into a place you would like to be brought home to.

Step 3: Put the aforementioned laundry in the dryer…

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About midnightpulse

I'm drunk off books, stumbling into new worlds constantly. I'm addicted to books, words, art and theatre. My inspiration comes from the moon, life, those I love and the water. I've been told I need rehab. More than once. Call me Joy. [[Pictures posted are not mine unless I state so. Most are found online and I take no credit for]] View all posts by midnightpulse

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